There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest daughter's room. He stood there for a while and thought about this, but reached the conclusion that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering her at this time of the night. When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her crying. He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow and continued. There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughter's room, and he then went to bed, satisfied. The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, he said to his youngest daughter "I heard you laughing last night, as I walked past your window. Why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to laugh when someone was making me happy..."
He then asked his second daughter "I heard you crying last night, why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to cry when someone was making me hurt..."
He then told his oldest daughter "I didn't hear anything from you..."
She said "That's because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full..."
2007-08-22 07:25:26 · 21 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aw shel you know my humour luv, you know i so am , so pack it in or i'll tell mam psml
2007-08-22 08:38:56 · update #1
now how did those boys sneak into the house i wonder?
daddy isn't no good at guarding the house, he needs a guard dog.
2007-08-22 08:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good one hun keep em coming and making ppl smile you have a knack for that
star for you my friend
thx for the smiles
2007-08-22 17:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahhaaaaaa, your the staar of the evening honey.pmsl.
2007-08-22 22:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAOSFHISMS We ALL know you're sense of humour and thankfully having you're mouthful doesn't prevent you from "Typing" LOL
2007-08-22 22:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Micky you ARE without doubt, the weirdest woman in this WORLD!!! But that does,nt mean I don,t love U!!!!
2007-08-22 14:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-22 14:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet she enjoyed her little salty sam and said "May I be excused" when she was finished
2007-08-22 15:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Just keep 'em coming baby!
XXX
2007-08-23 02:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent as usual myk, star material
2007-08-22 15:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! just imaging the fathers expression!
"Ding or is it Dong?"
2007-08-22 14:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋