I need a somewhat short, somewhat raunchy joke to tell my bf-pls help!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-22 06:57:52 · 9 answers · asked by MEAGAN K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Him: Yea, sure.
You: Two men were playing in a mudpit. It was very dirty.
XD
for dirty jokes go to spicyjokes.com There's Little Johnny, blonde jokes, etc. ALL very good.
2007-08-22 07:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two newlyweds were kinda shy when it came to sex, in fact they couldn't even say the word sex out loud, so they called it "Doing The Laundry" One night the man says to his wife, "Let's do the laundry" The wife said, "No, I got a spliiting headache, I'm sorry" The next day the wife said "Sorry again about last night, I really did have a headache, we didn't get to do the laundry" The husband said "That's OK, it was just a small load so I did it by hand"
2007-08-22 07:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A regular customer walks into his favorite bar and orders a light beer.
The Bartender asks “What gives, you usually take tequilla straight, why the sudden change?”
The man replies, “well last night I got really drunk in here and when I got home I blew chunks”
The bartender says “So, what’s the big deal? Everybody throws up when they get really drunk.”
To which the man replies “No, you don’t understand, Chunks is my Dog.”
2007-08-22 07:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
one million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? Because he heard the snow blower coming. two.Astronomy Professor: What factors a part moon? Student:When you are not able to get your denims over your thighs. three. Johnny: My brother simply opened uup a store. Tina: Really? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. That's all I obtained correct now desire you loved em'
2016-09-05 10:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy meets a girl in a bar and they get talking about pets.
"Well, to tell the truth." He says, "I've only got one pet. It's my clitoris licking frog."
"What?" She says "You've got a frog that licks your clitoris. This I gotta see. Can I try it."
"Well OK," Says the guy in a bored voice. "Let's go to your room and I'll show you."
When they get there he tells her to take her knickers off and spread her legs. Once in position he places the frog between her legs and says "Right boy. Go for it." The frog doesn't move. "Come on." He says, "Do your stuff." Still the frog doesn't move. "Oh well," He says. "I suppose I'll have to show you how to do it once again!"
2007-08-22 07:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did Adam say to Eve when he got his first hard on?
"Stand back, Honey, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
2007-08-22 09:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
agar apna girl friend ko karna ho impress
karna ek bar press?
2007-08-22 07:14:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you:what got cinderella kicked out of her castle
him:what
you:she sat on pinocheo's nose and said lie to me beeotch lie to me!!!
2007-08-22 07:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by person 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A BLIND MAN WAS WALKING PAST THE LOCAL FISH MARKET...
HE SAYS...."HI LADIES"
2007-08-22 07:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by BlkWidow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋