I need a really bad taste joke to tell my bf. He is always trying to one up me w/ the dirty jokes, and I have enough. Please help?
2007-08-22 06:54:27 · 10 answers · asked by MEAGAN K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll tell you about my girlfriend:
She's so slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!
She's so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet!
She's so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook!
Her teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth!
She's so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs!
She's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken!
She's so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park!
She's so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7!
She's so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more!
She's so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon!
She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"!
Always remember + never forget:
Booze + Drugs + Unprotected Sex = Retarded Babies
2007-08-22 14:54:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are some good insult comebacks. I have some real nasty dirty lokes but don't think Y/A would be happy 'bout it.
- You're so ugly, the dog humps your leg with his eyes closed.
- I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone.
- Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your a**.
- I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame.
- If I wanted to hear from an a**, I'd fart.
- We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
- You are living proof that sh*t can grow legs and walk.
2007-08-22 07:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nasty Dirty Jokes
2016-11-12 09:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I need a really bad taste joke to tell my bf. He is always trying to one up me w/ the dirty jokes, and I have enough. Please help?
2015-08-06 15:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of maxi-pads are floating down the sewer pipe feeling a bit flushed when they spotted two tampons coming towards them. One maxi-pad said to the other "Do you think we should say hello to those tampons?" The other pad says "**** them, they're stuck up twats!"
2007-08-22 07:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a boy was playing cricket.he hit the ball into a pond.so he removed his dress and jumped in.at the same time a girl who had
dropped her lipstick in the same pond removed her dress and jumped in.the girl got her lipstick and the boy got his ball.but they really didnt catch what they wanted.then what did they catch??????
the girl caught the boy's penis and the boy caught the girl's breast
is this enough???????
2007-08-24 18:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by vk3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did God give a woman 3 holes?
so when there drunk you carry them home like a six-pack
why do women's ears stick out further?
handlebars
2007-08-22 06:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slutty Jokes
2016-12-31 05:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you call when the cops pulled you over and you flash your breasts to him? Bribes
2007-08-22 08:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy says to his girlfriend "How about some sex?"
"Sorry." She says, "I'm on my period."
"Well how about some anal?" He persists.
"Love to." She replies, "But, unfortunately, I've got piles."
"Oh" He ponders "Don't suppose you've got false teeth?"
2007-08-22 06:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋