ok a women walks into a bar.....?

Question

A woman walks into a bar on the 27th floor of a hotel. She sits next to a man at the bar, the man says "there is something so good in this beer watch what I can do. He walks to the window jumps out flys around the building to the window on the other side comes in and sits down. The lady in amusment is dumbfounded and tells the bar tender to give her what he is drinking. She asks the man to do it agin so he gets up jumps out the window agin and comes in the other one. The lady then drinks her beer and walks to the window to the window jumps out and falls to her death. The bartender walks over to the man and says dam superman you are an as*hole when you get drunk.

Answer 1

really sick and tired of this joke...heard it lots of times already...zZzzzzzz

Answer 2

A shape worker walks right into a bar. he's a touch great, menacing guy. He orders a lager, chugs it back, and bellows, "All you adult males in this element of the bar are a team of idiots!" A surprising silence descends. After a 2d he asks "anybody have been given a topic with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs back yet another beer and growls, "And all you adult males on the different element of the bar are all scum!" as quickly as lower back, the bar is silent. He seems around belligerently and roars, "anybody have been given a topic with that?" A lone guy receives up from his stool unsteadily and starts off to stroll in direction of the guy. "you get carry of a topic, pal?" "Oh no; i'm merely on the incorrect element of the bar."

Answer 3

I heard a similar one years ago. It goes like this.

Two guys approach the foreman on a building site and ask for a job.

"What are your names?" He asks.

"Patrick and Michael." Came the reply.

"Oh, Paddy and Mick. Right you can work with the Irish gang on the top floor of the new building over there."

The pair climb up the scaffolding until they reach the top and report to Murphy, the gang boss.

"So you're the new boys." He says. "Right then. You're just in time for dinner so you." He points to Mick, "Can go down to the snack bar and bring us all a pie."

Mick walks to the edge of the scaffolding, spreads his arms and dives off to fly beautifully to the pie shop and returned a few minutes later with a huge bag of pies. The rest of the gang stand watching him, totally amazed.

"How do you do that?" Asks one of the Irishmen.

"Easy." Says Mick, "Come on, I'll show you."

The men line up on the edge of the roof and watch Mick as he spreads his arms, dives off, flies around the block and lands back on the roof.

"Your turn." He says to the gathered crowd. They all line up and on the count of three dive off to land in a spattered mess on the concrete pavement 100 feet below.

Patrick turns and says "You know Michael. For an archangel that was a lousy trick!"

Answer 4

Another Superman joke for ya....

Superman is flying on patrol when he hears "Oh baby yesss yesss yesss" with his super hearing. "That sounds like Wonder Woman" he says. Zeroing in to the sounds he sees Wonder Woman lying naked up on a roof. "I bet she's dreaming about me, I'll swoop down and give her a super ****!" Superman takes off his tights and gives Wonder Woman the shagging of her life, then flies off. Wonder Woman says "What the hell was that?" The Invisible Man says "Damned if I know but my butt sure hurts!"

Answer 5

Lol. it was funny but kind of predictable.. i still give it a thumbs up tho.

Answer 6

hahahahahahaha took me by surprise. Star for dat one!

Answer 7

I thought it was gonna be yet another blonde joke.

Answer 8

haha nice

Answer 9

HAHAHA....FUNNY ROCKSTAR FOR YOU

Answer 10

its cool.