Do you know why communists drink cheap tea?........because?

Question

all proper tea is theft.

Answer 1

everything is cheap with communist....cheap housing clothes grip on reality

Answer 2

Well first of all, White Lightning is illegal bootleg corn whiskey and it is somewhat difficult to come by, so I would not say that is a drink of choice for alcoholics in general. I would not say that alcoholics prefer cheap alcohol in general. Alcoholics come from all walks of life, whether rich or poor, and drink all sorts of things. I once had an alcoholic boyfriend who drank Crown Royal like it was going out of style. And if you are a whiskey drinker then you know Crown Royal is not cheap. Of course, if an alcoholic doesnt have alot of money, they will buy something cheap and easy (nasty) like store brand rotgut vodka, or whatever, because they know they need alot of it and thats what they can afford. But I also wouldnt go to the lengths of saying that everyone is like THAT either. My uncle drinks too much, and has plenty of money, but he buys wine in a gallon jug because.... that is what my grandpa does, the way it has always been, creatures of habit, if you will. If you are in danger of being an alcoholic (perhaps it runs in the family, that is a common reason) it does not matter if it is vodka or whiskey or beer or wine or white lightning. Alcohol dependency is just that... alcoholics will drink darn near anything if they want a drink bad enough. But it is good you notice this early. Cheap liquor is not distilled as well as expensive liquor (especially vodka), and when someone consumes alot of cheap liquor over a long time, it can cause alot more health issues than if they spent the extra money on the top shelf stuff. My ex husband used to drink cheap rotgut bourbon whiskey (Early Times, Evan Williams, etc) and it started to give him issues with his stomach. When finally me and his brother convinced him to spend the extra bucks on better whiskey, the stomach problems went away. I dont care much for liquor, but this is something my Dad taught me, which I believe is true, "If you are going to be a liquor drinker, drink expensive liquor, because cheap liquor will kill you." Hope this helps.

Answer 3

My roommate in college (off campus) became a Communist a couple years later and had to inform me and everyone else of such at the time. He did everything on the cheap, because he never had much money and wasn't extravagent in anything more than his obsession with bedding every woman he ever met.

Last I heard, he was in Alaska enjoying the annual oil subsidy checks sent to each Alaskan every year in lieu of income taxes.

Answer 4

the communists never drink cheap Tea, and by the way there is no cheap tea,I am tea drinker and I never saw chep tea,and I lived with communisst people and I know well than the otheres.

Answer 5

Did you hear about the quarrel between the Communist dentist and the Capitalist manicurist?

They fought tooth and nail

Communist drink only Red Tea

Answer 6

Why is drinking proper Tea theft ..pray tell I drink Dilmah from Ceylon (sri Lanka) and its the best read the box its all true.

Answer 7

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China...well a lot actually.

Answer 8

They drink tea?

Answer 9

I wish you'd stop impersonating the real Pangel. It's not just rude it's also a bit lame and tacky.

Answer 10

I thought commies drank coffee... hence the term Coffee Shop Communists...