One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
2007-08-22 06:29:29 · 13 answers · asked by rfamilylove 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok.. lol
2007-08-22 06:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by lynette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 21:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-08-22 13:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by jaculco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I saw that coming =P It was either that or he was talking to a mirror
2007-08-22 13:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute, but i thought he you were gonna say it was a mirror. hehehehee either way would have been funny.
2007-08-22 13:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-23 00:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-22 13:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by girlnextdoor409 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punchline could use some work
2007-08-22 13:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-22 13:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Miriam Eve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that is ret*****. its funny but dumb at the same time
2007-08-22 13:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT WAS THE O'LEARY TWINS.
2007-08-22 13:33:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋