Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
2007-08-22 05:56:47 · 27 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
2007-08-22 05:57:38 · update #1
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Love Grandma xx
2007-08-22 05:58:06 · update #2
LMSUIAO Go Granny Go
2007-08-23 05:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a jesus? is that some minotaur-like creature or is a snake? does it fly? does it make people believe that it can heal people with a wave of the hand and a saying of the magick words? doe sit force people to say things in his name? does it drive people mad trying to serve him 24/7? does it "write a book" and tell people that this book is the one and only truth and that if they don't believe it, they're souls will burn for all eternity in some make shift scare tactic called hell? i think it does...
2016-05-19 23:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, this is so funny i give it 5 stars out of 5
2007-08-22 06:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by anniegirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 14:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Gave me a chuckle!
2007-08-22 06:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like you're getting a reputation my girl
for being the best joker stateside
its startime
2007-08-22 06:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one keep em coming , thx for cheering me up with the smiles, keep posting more, star for you hun
2007-08-22 11:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahahaaa, brilliant, loved it hun.
2007-08-22 14:53:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome just awesome heres a star
2007-08-22 06:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Rhaven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!! :) Put a smile on my face!
2007-08-22 06:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Em 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋