An inventor was finally successful in making the machine of his dreams. Excited, he called out his son and said, "Son, I have toiled for twenty years inventing this machine that if you put a pig at one end of this machine and sausages will come to the other end." The son replied, "Duh, dad. That’s so yesterday. Why don’t you invent a machine in which if you put the sausage at one end of the machine and a pig will appear at the other end?" The father said," Oh son, I have already invented that. It was twenty years ago when I put my sausage into your mom’s machine and out come a pig of a son like you!"
2007-08-22 04:40:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg best one by far can't stop laughing poor kid .x
2007-08-22 05:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by sarah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2016-05-19 22:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it have a star
2007-08-22 05:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one I never heard. I am not sure it was funny enough to have waited for but it sure was original.
2007-08-22 04:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! again
Thanks for the laugh today!! ☺
2007-08-22 05:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww bless, fatherly love
2007-08-22 05:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and to think I got deleted for less!!! You should delete this before yahoo deletes your account, funny though!!
2007-08-22 04:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
AHH
I'm gob-smacked
hahahahha
not really
2007-08-22 04:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, you're relay churning them out today.
2007-08-22 05:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by Nigel S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one.
2007-08-22 06:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋