Global Warming?

Question

why doesn't everyone just drink more water?

umm HELLO,wouldn't drinking more water slow down global warming because then there wouldn't be as much water to flood everything?
jeez i'm just wondering..

Answer 1

cos we actualy just put it straight back where it comes from lol....we drink, we pee, we flush, gets cleaned an pumped back out hehe, plus, if teh ice caps d o entirely mealt, the weather will go really weird an mess up the eco system anyways, more bad weather which will kill more people, hey- look, less people to drink it lol!

Answer 2

You might be on to something, you would pee more often which would put a lot more urine through the sewage processing plants, which would lead to a larger discharge of water into the oceans which would increase their salinity. Salt water is denser so it would sink and take the warm water down to the ocean depths, which would be replaced by cooler water.

But wait a minute, then some climatologists would write a computer program that tracks the heat through the depths of the ocean currents where it eventually resurfaces a thousand years later and causes global warming all over again, in which the panic and the stupid documentaries would start all over again.

Nice try though.

Answer 3

Umm, whatever you drink comes out of your body too, so if we drink more water, then we'll be going to the washroom more often. And contaminated water is definitely not better than salty/pure water. If the contaminated water (or urine in other words) floods areas, there are more chances of diseases and global epidemics - it could mean the end of the human race. Therefore it's better to have salty or pure water flood the world.

Answer 4

Can we not just drink more beer? It's mostly water. I still have doubts about the ice caps melting causing all of these problems, after all 2/3 of icebergs are under water anyway, and water expands when it is frozen, so melted ice does not need as much space as frozen ice?
Whatever, I will go with your theory and drink more beer in the hope that will delay the flood.

Answer 5

Uh, ummm, well uh, I uh, guess it would work for about 63 minutes and then uh we would all uh umm like go Pee-Pee and then the um water would be right um back in the like fragile ecosystem um and like stuff....ts

Bob would say that! However, he would add links to a bunch of 150 year old black magic/computer generated charts by Otter, Boomhauer, D-Day, Bluto, Prof. Wiggums, Starkarma, and Lonnylimpit from the UCSC Poli-Sci Department.

Answer 6

I saw one suggesting that Global Warming is caused by the earth moving closer to the sun because of the additional weight of the larger population today. I was going to suggest that if we all jumped in the air in a synchronized fashion it might correct the problem. This is the same basic concept.

Answer 7

Because we all gonna die a miserable hellish death from the heat. The ice caps are gonna melt and tsunamis are gonna drown coastal towns. Floods are going to drench inland areas. There's going to be quicksand everywhere. Large ants will attack your pets. Schools of dolphins will ban together and sink ocean vessels. Crustaceans will grow large brains and move inland destroying everything in their path. Moles will start drinking crude oil draining the world of its reserves.

Answer 8

Two reasons.

One, your body doesn't store water for very long. Water in is water out.

Two, there's a lot more icecap, by weight, than there are people.

Answer 9

This sounds like something Bob would come up with.

Answer 10

are you stoned?