Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top!!!!
2007-08-22 04:06:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i tihnk it is kinda funny
2007-08-22 04:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by itsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before: I fell for him since he makes me giggle. After: Why can not he be extra critical? Before: I'm ultimately falling in love After: I acquired out of it with scrapes and bruises. Before: He is my the whole thing. After: He took my the whole thing away.
2016-09-05 09:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool~
2007-08-29 15:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-08-22 04:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Music # Blast 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Regarding doing good works,
Don't deliver until it hurts but
Rather deliver until it feels good.
2007-08-29 16:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty true in some ways....funny
2007-08-29 14:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by USA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute. I had to send it to my daughter in Texas, I know she'll appreciate it!! Thanx :-)
2007-08-29 18:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by angel_handz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would never have occured to me to read it in reverse-pretty clever and funny too.
2007-08-29 19:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliant of you!!did u make that up urself?hahaha star for u!!u noe, it actually makes sense..lols
2007-08-29 07:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... That is funny S.H.I.T right there
keep those jokes coming
I give you a star!
2007-08-27 14:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww..how sad funny but it makes marrige less attractive lol
2007-08-22 10:04:56 · answer #11 · answered by Oompa17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋