What do you think of noisy neighbours having sex?

Question

I had a rude awakening this morning, with the neighbours at it at 4am!

It was the woman I heard, she was moaning and groaning so loudly!

She was shouting 'F*** me' and was really really loud!

We live in a block of flats and there are children that live in the flats with their parents!

What do you think of this?

We live above them.

I say hello to the neighbour when I see him, no deep and meaningful conversations, he looks too dopey for my liking, he takes drugs!

I have never known him to have a girlfriend, so it may have been a booty call or a hooker.

Answer 1

Create some noise of your own hehe.

Answer 2

oh i had the same problem when i lived in a block of flats and the couple who moved in above us constantly had sex for months and so loud at all hours and for so long at first it was funny but then became ridiculous we would bang on the ceiling to try to get them to stop but they never would in the end i went and knocked on the door one night when they started they did not answer the door of course so i wrote them a letter a quite rude one actually and after that they would have sex but you could hardly hear them it can be disturbing as i have kids and its just rude really to be so loud especially in a block we all all want to moan and shout sometimes but if its bothering you a lot just do something about it .

Answer 3

As wonderful Avenue Q says "You can be as loud as the hell you want, when you're making love" I've heard neighbors, sister, even my parents having sex. I know it's uncomfortable, but you have to either
1. deal with it
2. buy earplugs
3. complain to the landloard (though I don't think you'll have much of a case unless it's disturbance of peace or something)
4. leave a note

The choice is yours and yours alone. Personally, when I hear stuff like that I cringe then think "well, at least someone is getting some!"

Answer 4

Well this is a tough one to answer, Because it's human rights to have sex in a committed relationship, right? However the fact it's so noisy and children who may be able to hear everything isn't great. Are you quite friendly with this couple if so you could perhaps invite them around for tea and hint out being a light sleeper or perhaps complain how thin the wall are. if the hints don't work, then being blunt yet polite is necessary.

Answer 5

LOL, I cant hear my neighbors so I never really thought about this. I think if I had children I would be upset about it, but not having children I think I would get a good laugh out of it and say good for them having an active sex life. If it is only once in a while then who cares... but every night may be an issue.

It may not be a bad idea next time you see this girl out and alone to just say hello and tell her that you dont mean to embarass her but she should know that you can hear what she is doing through the walls. Good luck.

Answer 6

Yeah.. that's just not considerate. I think it's nicer when love making is slow and passionate instead of loud and wild. It would totally turn me off if the girl I was with wasn't enjoying the moment like sipping fine wine vs. pounding it like a kegger.

If it happens often, I suggest you send them an anonymous letter saying, "Please keep it down during the late night hours. I appreaciate your cooperation. Otherwise I'll be forced file a complaint, and I really don't want to have the cops interrupt your sexy time."

Answer 7

LOL

Brilliant. He must have been doing a rubbish job if she was moaning & groaning, and had to tell him what to do!!

I say, live and let live. I wouldn't go and embarrass her and ask her to tone it down. It was probably the best sh*g she has had in a while. Just point and laugh next time you see her in the stair well or street.

Answer 8

I would do something along the same line and yell and scream at 2 in the morning "F**k me Dave!, Harder...faster...thats it....oh hell yeah" just loud enough that they can hear me, maybe they would get the picture....okay so maybe I wouldn't.

Actually,
I would just go over and let them know that you can hear them going at it, and that they maybe need to tone it down a bit due to the young children that may be hearing the same thing.

Answer 9

Shout back through the adjoining wall
"Go on my son, Give her one from me."
I guarantee you that the noise will stop immediately, and it will probably never happen again, as they'll be too mortified.

Failing that, if you don't want to make too much noise, post a letter through their letterbox saying
"Thanks for the entertainment last night. I thoroughly enjoyed listening to you both, and it certainly sounds like you both enjoyed it too. I can't wait until your next session. Can you please let me know in advance the next time you intend to copulate as I've bought some recording equipment and I intend to male the recordings available for download on the internet. I'm happy to split the profits 50-50 with you."

Answer 10

I'd leave an anonymous note on their door telling them what time and how long they had sex on what day.

Explain kindly in the note that you really get off on this and wonder if they can kick up the volume...

That'll creep her out and she'll be quiet from now on. If she doesn't, she's an exhibitionist and that'll require a different note. HAHA!!

In all seriousness, if it doesn't bother you, just have a laugh at it. If it does bug you, leave that anon note telling her she's waking the neighbors.

Answer 11

If it's the odd occasion then let them have the fun.

I doubt any kids would wake up to their noises anyway.

Why not record the adult fun and post it on You-tube and then slip a note under their door to tell them to have a listen.