10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with you back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing in golf that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
2007-08-22 03:58:56 · 16 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahhahaaa, why do you think i enjoy golf so much lol.
2007-08-22 04:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Ahhhh "Golfing terms" the Language of Unrequited Love
2007-08-22 22:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm He landed in the rough (with a happy smile)
mmm He went out of bounds (adultery)
mmm He's in the water hazard (dont go there)
mmm He's six inches from the pin (aaah)
mmm He can take as many strokes as necessary in order to complete (aaaaaaaaaaaah aah aah)
lol tq Miss D
2007-08-22 11:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You forgot the REAL number one. Golf...Takes a big stick and a lot of balls.
2007-08-22 11:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Clutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rolf
2007-08-22 11:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jacob K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you come up with these good jokes. I am a fan of your jokes but i dont know how 2.
2007-08-22 11:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny lol,
star for you
thx for the smiles
2007-08-22 17:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, the best ive seen on here in a good while!!!, mind you, i was in a giddy mood before i read it!!!
have the biggest, brightest star in my bag!
2007-08-22 12:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha i gotta show that to my friend who plays golf.
2007-08-22 17:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by heyyythere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, I'd buy that for a dollar.
2007-08-22 11:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋