Three mental men were walking in an asylum.
Then one declared, "I am the king of this country."
The second man,who could not believe it, asked,"Who told you?"
The first man struggled to remember, then said,"God told me"
The third man, who was silent until now, said in a grave voice,"I don't remember telling you."
2007-08-22 03:33:23 · 45 answers · asked by the only rtr5! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Could you star it if you like it?Please!
2007-08-22 20:25:46 · update #1
not funny........
2007-08-29 21:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by PRINCEUPP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 01:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I got it. When the king of the country went to visit the mental asylum to see the condition there, one asked him, "who are you?" The king replied, "I am the king of the country, came to visit you to see all of your condition here." The other person's reply was "everybody says that when comes for the first time here."
2007-08-25 09:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by QaHa 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nup, a bit lame. I guess jokes about mental health problems just doesn't do it for me.
2007-08-29 18:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh. 10 times lamer than the chicken crossing the road joke.
2007-08-22 03:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Iceman҂ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 mental men playing around...hahahaha
2007-08-25 05:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There ain't nothing wrong with that joke. Star!
2007-08-29 16:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like this joke but I give you a star. enjoy it
2007-08-28 22:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's worth a chuckle.
2007-08-22 03:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is a joke at all. It's more of a surprising short story?
2007-08-22 03:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by keeks01 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah its a cute one!
2007-08-29 05:59:47 · answer #11 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋