Does anyone else share my thoughts about what I would do to him if I could get my hands on him.......Getting a little annoying.
2007-08-22 03:00:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
Help him with recovery and a twelve-step program after j dddddd abuses him.
2007-08-22 03:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by david m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, it's gecko, not geico.
Well, if I were you I'd just let him (it has a gender??) roam free. Lizards are good in getting rid of those pesky mosquitoes and other unwanted insects around the house.
So why kill them when they're doing something good for you for free?
However, if you find them a little annoying, you can get some anti-lizard spray to keep them away.
If those fingers are a little twitchy, get some rubber bands... take aim..... and zooop! A little fun goes a long way.
2007-08-22 10:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by eric_rsaup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn him into a little "Mummy" with a roll of gray duct tape.THAT would quiet him down a bit. When I am done with him then I'm going to do the same with that whole social group of Geico "Cavemen".....lol
They must be from New York.I've never seen one anywhere myself...Have you? lol
2007-08-22 14:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by JD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would lock him in a cage with a hungry diamondback rattler and watch all the fun. Or, I would let him out in a big field then turn a hunting falcon loose on him.
2007-08-22 11:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no choice but to befriend the little critter..you see..im from the lacerta constellation and the word ''lacerta'' means ''lizard''...i am from the planet zoltar within that constellation and we are all reptiles of various nature...little geico would make a very delicious entree...yummie...beam me up ma
2007-08-22 10:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by eb_guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It creeps me out. I don't like lizards. I'd never touch it for the life of me.
2007-08-22 10:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I would put him in a Grave Digger RC and chase dogs with him :-D
2007-08-22 10:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by suicidle_p0ptart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to hire him to do commercials for my Company.
2007-08-22 13:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Todd V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is so charming that you would make friends with him very quickly.
2007-08-22 10:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would shoot him, skin him and eat him lol just kidding id tell him to f off
2007-08-22 11:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋