A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make 'em doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have.", said the man.
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man drunkenly replies, "I have a dollar."
2007-08-22 01:17:15 · 7 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaaha are you still standing after all those drinks .................... got time for one more? lol
2007-08-22 06:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-08-22 01:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've learned that after 4 shots anything that gramma says can be taken with a grain of salt.
2016-04-22 06:13:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-22 01:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
penny for your thoughts.
2007-08-22 03:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bwahaha!
2007-08-22 01:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-22 02:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋