An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
2007-08-22 01:06:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny. Made me laugh out loud.
2007-08-22 01:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by lisa_t197 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
an 80 year old couple?
married for 80 years, i mean JEEZ man!
you gotta be what 15 when you marry?
making them what ....85-90?
no wonder you find it funny!
oldies crack us all up, i mean i'm like "hey you, yeah the war's over now lick my ***"
and they're all like "but my spine is cracked in four places, i can't move-"
then i was all like "kung fu this biatch"
"i said nothing about kung fu i said my back is broken in-"
BAM! no mo oldies for this state!
alright! who's with me?
Nark!
2007-08-22 08:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
remember or shall i say you better write that down that is you some day
2007-08-22 08:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by slim trim 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-23 04:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite funny but it didnt make me lol
2007-08-22 08:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.
2007-08-22 08:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahahahahaha hillouriouse joke.
2007-08-22 08:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by neelisu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She didnt ask for toast! BOOO!!!!!! This is not a funny joke!!!!! But you get a star for trying!
2007-08-22 08:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Home Dogg 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
funny
2007-08-22 09:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep. Good one!!
2007-08-22 08:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by sandydesert 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋