Hell beckons, and the fresh new handbasket is out of its seal, tested by genuine Wiccan wickerworkers, in the hellish climate of Mexico.
Made with new improved sentient wicker that repels malignant spirits and promotes good fun.
Is it really that time again?
Is my basket really alive? And does it have its own magical field?
Will the bran muffins be affected by this?
Yes ladies and gents. Leaving right now (in the time distortion field, now is any time you happen to appear, even if it's different from everyone else), it's the much-anticipated:
Hell in a Handbasket tour
Don't bring anything, as thoughts will materialise. If you think you need sunblock, you got it.
Can I have a roll-call of who's aboard?
2007-08-22 00:49:15 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, and it's couples night in hell. Tempters, grab your Temptresses. Everyone else can hopefully pair up on the way.
2007-08-22 00:55:41 · update #1
Raji. It seems you offended the basket. It's in the corner sulking, and appears to have made itself some comfort food, unless that's MY chocolate cake.
The sickbags are just in case you decide to hug me again, Binary. And also in case you decide to share your adventures with us on the way.
2007-08-23 01:52:09 · update #2
The basket has flatly refused to be of any assistance, but it's quite happy to interfere with my every effort to give a BA.
I've tried Raji, but the BA disappears, and appears in the basket.
I've tried Shihan, but again the basket is not letting me.
Perhaps it's trying to tell me something...
Time will tell
2007-08-24 01:16:27 · update #3
I'm GOING!!! but, only if I get paired with the "tour guide" lol, Loves!
2007-08-22 15:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Heavenly Bunny (VT) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well. It looks like you are going to need MY handbasket after all. (Note recall of wicker handbaskets due to false labeling, etc.) I will speak with my dear friend Raji, the PRESIDENT of the International Wicca Wickerworkers Union of America, and see what I can do about getting a new wicker handbasket, since the last one burned up on our trip. (I KNEW I should have used that asbestos lining. I might have been protected by your fire demon-ness, but my brand new basket was burnt to ashes!)
I still have the asbestos lining (I got all the chocolate and peanut butter off of them -- bleach is a WONdeful invention), and as long as Raji can overnight the basket directly to my altar, we'll be good to go!
(((Retro))) -- Is purple coming?
(((Raji))) -- How about Rae?
2007-08-22 21:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Shihan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The International Wicca Wickerworkers Union of America (IWWUA) has repudiated these NEW handaskets. They are NOT genuine Wicca Wicker and were actuall made is China out of contaminated Wheat Gluten. ALL are in the process of being recalled. Please Return your new, improved, sentient Handbaskets to your nearest Wal*Mart for a full refund and do NOT use these nor feed them to your pets.
*This notice of Public Concern has been brought to you, courtesty of Raji the the Green Witch, President of IWWUA Local 666, and is an official notice to the Public at large*
2007-08-22 10:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!...*hail mary*
How many people don't read the details?
And of course I will come in your basket. I'm afraid I can't bring a Tempter yet though. I think it's a case of meeting en route.
Remember that I'm allergic to bran so... WOW!!! BELGIAN BUNS, my FAVORITE!!! I didn't even say it and they appeared!!! Wow.... that's COOL.
Where is everyone? Is it just us and the weather people?
Is bigirv REALLY big Irv? If so does Big Irv like big buns??
But why poker when you can poke ME, you manly man, you?
Sorry, but I don't do demon, so I'll just wait here for a perfect Tempter to come and suck the cherries off of my buns.
((((retro))))
Hey, why do you need those sickbags?
2007-08-22 09:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Binary Purple 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I must I live now here in the Philippines and it is 72 to 95 degrees all year long.
2007-08-22 08:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm ready to go down if you go with me, you male temptress you! You bring the popcorn and I'll slather the butter on wherever it is needed.
Double entendres are purely accidental.......
hee hee,
Lady M
2007-08-22 12:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I liked the winters in Alaska better than the summers here in Maryland....
2007-08-22 07:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Living in the tropics, I feel heaven will be lots pleasanter.
2007-08-22 13:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by A.V.R. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Count me in. I should be able to get up a good poker game there.
2007-08-22 08:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I chose Florida because there's no snow here....
But heaven is my permanent home....
And it can be yours too.....if you just say yes to Jesus Christ
Wont you turn to Him today?
2007-08-22 07:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋