One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him."
So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir" he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!"
The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing. Where you from?"
"I'm from Dublin" came the reply.
"Me too! What street do you live on?"
"McCarthy street"
The second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?"
"162" the first man replies.
"Me too! What are your parents names?"
"Connor and Shannon"
The second man, almost dumbfounded says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"
So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?"
2007-08-22 00:12:33 · 16 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Oh nothing much, the Murphy twins are drunk again though."
2007-08-22 00:12:53 · update #1
That's Funny
I Like It!
2007-08-22 00:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As you know by now, yes it is Father's Day in Ireland. Although it is celebrated on other Sundays, the third Sunday in June is the most popular day for it in most countries
2016-05-19 21:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by rosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-22 00:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very good and clean Irish joke!
2007-08-22 00:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
like that one.
at first I thought he may be talking into the mirror.
deserves a star
2007-08-22 00:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you'll never find a sober Irish man!
2007-08-22 00:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Daedalus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's f**kin hilarious, I really expected it to be a mirror! Lots of stars for ya * * * * * * * * * :-)
2007-08-22 00:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by ShelFish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's a funny one :P
2007-08-22 00:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better put em on BB9.lol
2007-08-22 03:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke so 10/10.!!!
2007-08-22 00:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋