the traffic light grand prix?

Question

do you try taking the outside lane at the traffic lights to skip ahead? ive done it once or twice before but now avoid this maneuver altogether (to be a fair driver). now im hooked and pray to be first car at a redlight and just wait to see what will pull up beside me*. Anyone else?




*this is due to my exceptional quickstart abilities which have been measured by computer and published by the guinness book of records as the quickest on the planet.
for yay i hath smite so many of greater size and did boxeth them in and flippeth them off.

just addin a quick detail - the whole beauty is im driving a cheap hyundai 1.5 and holding up the poseurs in their prestige cars.... awww that feeling .....mmmmm...ohhhhh GOD.

yep im that one percent ...bang imgone.

Answer 1

Oh! dear - we are a legend in our own tea break aren't we - did mummy let you loose on the PC again

Answer 2

The outside lane can delay a driver for much longer, if any cars, in front, are turning off the main carraigeway. The same applies to the inside lane. There is nothing worse than being stuck behind other traffic, watching the lights go to green and back to red, whilst only moving a few metres. If there are two lanes, the best option is the inside lane as cars turning have no oncoming traffic to negotiate. If there are three lanes, the best one is the middle lane. Another disadvantage with driving in the inside / outside lanes is that ocassionally, you may get yourself into a "filter" lane and therefore you are forced to leave the main carriage way. Either you have to turn off or risk causing an accident through erratic manouvering. If you were a good driver, you wouldn't be racing to be first at a red light thus having to stop and wait, as well as burn more fuel. This only costs you more money and creates more polution. If you were a good driver, you should be able to read the road ahead and slow down enough to keep moving by catching the lights whilst they are green. There is nothing better than flying past a queue of traffic that have cold started from the lights.

Answer 3

OK Grand Prix I cannot wait to cometh along sideth and flippeth you off with my 2006 Pontiac GTO 6 speed. And as for Guinness If I out jump your car across the intersection you owe me an Extra Stout Draft.

Answer 4

I have a Del Boy Reliant van with a 6 litre Chevy engine hidden in the back. You should see the faces of the boy-racers as I burn away from the lights leaving long trails of scorched tyre rubber in my wake!
Mind you it's a bastard to keep the mother'' on a straight course on those 3 silly little wheels!

Answer 5

I take off slow an build speed like a loaded semi truck and when i see a red light a lift my foot off the gas. Than I wave at people like you stopping at the gas station

Answer 6

A car is just like a guy`s d***;it`s not what he`s got-but what he does with it that matters;Why don`t you just stick to Scalextrix,or Top Trumps cards,and leave real motoring to the grown - ups sonny???

Answer 7

i get fed up of people like you always wanting a race 99percent of the time they lose and i dont try that hard.theres a difference between driving a fast car and a milkcrate.

Answer 8

no, i usually let people have their fun pulling off faster than me, then i just cruise past them with a big eat my exhaust smile on my face.

Answer 9

u mean u have small willy synddrome ! & wait for others with it to meet u at the lights. so u can play with ur small willys together.

Answer 10

I bite my thumb at you, sir...