one says wheres the soap
number 2 says does dosent it.
2007-08-21 00:55:42 · 32 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sue this is for you it wears the soap!!!
i realy cant believe how many people didnt get it. peoples answers were funnyer than the joke
2007-08-22 23:17:39 · update #1
Excellent joke - once used on the Vicar of Dibley.
Like some of the previous answers who obviously didn't understand your joke, Alice on Vicar of Dibley didn't either!
I also like this one:
Seven dwarves sitting in a bath, all feeling happy, so Happy got out!
2007-08-21 00:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh properly ---- right this is one for you: A nun, badly wanting to apply something-room, walked into an area Hooters. the area replaced into hopping with music and loud communication and each each on occasion "the lights furnishings could turn off." each time the lights furnishings could bypass out, the area could erupt into cheers. notwithstanding, while the revelers observed the nun, the room went lifeless silent. She walked as much as the bartender, and asked, "could I please use something-room ?" The bartender responded, "ok, yet I could desire to supply you with a warning that there is a statue of a bare guy in there wearing in hassle-free terms a fig leaf." "properly, if so, i'm going to easily look any incorrect way," suggested the nun. So the bartender confirmed the nun to the decrease back of the eating place. After a jiffy, she got here decrease back out, and the entire place stopped merely long adequate to supply the nun a noisy around of applause. She went to the bartender and suggested, "Sir, i don't comprehend. Why did they applaud for me merely because of the fact I went to something-room?" "properly, now they comprehend you're one human beings," suggested the bartender, "could you like a drink?" "No thank you, yet, I nonetheless don't comprehend," suggested the questioned nun. "you spot," laughed the bartender, "each time somebody lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights furnishings bypass out." "Now, how approximately that drink?"
2016-10-16 08:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by giardina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holey Sacrament Batman
2007-08-21 01:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by shazam 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First time i heard this it took me a while to work out. still dont think its that funny. if you watched last comic standing youd hear better (last week they had to tell a nun some jokes and i doubt shed like that one)
2007-08-21 00:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is as old as the hills, but makes me laugh every time. You may have to explain it for some though...
Sandy desert, didn't copy you, great minds think alike!
2007-08-21 01:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The longer I live the more jokes, riddles and conundrums I see recycled.
2007-08-21 01:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by wry humor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke is as old as the hills. I was first told it in 1967. Still funny though!
2007-08-21 00:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by sandydesert 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This certainly is a very old joke indeed. Quite old in 1967!
2007-08-21 01:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
This joke is as old as the hills, but makes me laugh every time. You may have to explain it for some though...
Nickynackynoo, didn't copy you, great minds think alike!
2007-08-21 01:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Slimm D 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
oldies are always the best lol
i don't believe how many don't get this ?? its more amusing looking at the answers
2007-08-21 01:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by 32 characters 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋