i made her a lovely romantic dinner and she looked at it and shouted at me it was lovely the table was set up candles lit up and made her a beutiful family recipe its cat breast a pinch of hamster liver and smothered in salty compost
why was she mad at me
2007-08-12 06:00:20 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Hell nows but I bet it was the bogs bollocks.
2007-08-13 21:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dibski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did it backwards you ninny. Women love cats. You should have purchased her a cat and allowed it to stalk the dinner and bring it to her. They usually devour the head first so you don't have to cut that part off. Then you could have skewered the remains of the animal carcuss (most likely mouse or bird) and grilled it over an open fire. Then the hampster liver should have been done in a patte' style with cockroach crackers instead of smothered in salty compost. Then she could have relaxed after dinner with her feline friend. If you want to swoon a woman, you have to think like one.
2007-08-12 07:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by 'Sunnyside Up' 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok firstly is your wife on a low salt diet and you forgot to include that fact in the meal you so lovingly prepared or did you fry up her beloved pets in some spiteful revenge twist thingy. Maybe she's a vegetarian or just doesn't like the thought of eating rodent offal either way I don't think you put a lot of thought into your romantic meal and that's why she is angry, for it's not what you cook her but the love you have put in it.
2007-08-12 19:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by curiousglow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um. i dont mean to sound...well mean but ever think it was the food? I mean, come on, think hard, cat breast? hamster liver? is that really the nice dinner you want for you're wife. maybe you should have went with like baked potatoes and pasta with nice wine or something. i mean, everything was nice...until i read the food that u made
2007-08-12 08:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do you keep eating your pets like you 1st hamster now this is your 2nd hamster and your cat which you were going to eat before until you ate the hamster because island was closed
2007-08-13 01:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How extremely thoughtless of you, why in heaven was their no "camels hump"?
Didn't you boil frogs for a light snack?
And what about dessert of festering toe nails with cre`me sauce with a smattering of callous shavings ? You have no imagination dahling. Keep taking the pills but try to lower the dose.!...........X
2007-08-12 06:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would guess that the dinner was disgusting, and If you were my husband and made me this dinner I would be mad at you too
2007-08-16 04:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she didnt want dinner, or did you have an affair or something. She may have been vegetarian and not want to eat animals. She also may be a lesbien.
2007-08-12 06:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As you don't mention the wine I take it you bought some cheap and nasty buy one get one free muck. My guess is this is the problem here, everything else sounds perfect.
2007-08-12 06:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by Catherine1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
obviously didnt appreciate the efforts u went to. hope it wasnt the family pets u used otherwise that could have been the reason
2007-08-14 12:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cat breast & hamster liver what kind of meal is that? how sick!! no wonder she's mad i would be if someone gave that to me i'd feel sick instantly
2007-08-12 06:11:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋