Hello, with the amount of energy it takes to cremate body's ,surely to build a huge rowing boat with a hand cranked shredder row out to sea place the bodys gently in the shredder crank up and BINGO ? Happy fish or ground bait.What did one shark say to another when bits of bodys hit the water ?what's your favorite breakfast? the other shark answered (all together now) SHREDDED FEET.
2007-08-11 23:44:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment ➔ Green Living
tuvok, take the answers as well i cant stop laughing
2007-08-12 20:13:16 · update #1
Yes, I can imagine families queuing up to see their loved ones being mangled into fish food.
It would be very moving.
2007-08-11 23:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad idea, but for me a better solution would be to accelerate decomposition in the ground, and not have wooden coffins or stone markers, so that lots more people could be buried in the same place.
I am moved by your sensitivity, wanting to place the body GENTLY into the shredder before chopping it to pieces..
But would all grinders be as sensitive as you ? They might also be tempted to pop in a few extra bodies if nobody was looking..
Cremation wastes the body, which is much more useful in the ground decomposing than as quantities of ash and gas.
It also produces heat and gas the planet could well do without - not a good use of fuel.
I like the (Pharsee?) tradition of placing the body on a platform for the vultures to consume - now that's what I call recycling !
2007-08-15 22:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by tom7railway 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beau,
I can just envisage the scenario.
The preist or whatever says suitable words such as "we now commit his/her body to the almighty shredder"
Feetabix. Or Flesh & Fibre.
Being of a nautical nature, I would not mind my bodily particles, once finished with, being given to the creatures of the deep. Better than a hole in the ground.
So when someone goes to the chippy, they are eating a peice of me. I think that JC coined that one.
or was it KFC ?
Whatever !
Bob
2007-08-12 00:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
At last something original to contemplate, brilliant idea, a new occupation- Body Grinder required good wages and free offal to go with the SHREDDED FEET.this job ideally suited to ex organ grinders.
2007-08-12 01:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our vet. said he wanted to be fed to the sharks when he dies. I'll show him your question. He said he would give himself just enough sedation if he was dying of something gruesome and jump overboard. [true]
2007-08-12 04:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by TUVOK ADVISOR TO VULKCAN HIGH COMMAND 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its been tried before and found wanting the sharks always wanted more ~~
2007-08-11 23:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I REALLY do worry about some people on this site
2007-08-11 23:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ho ho ho
2007-08-11 23:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋