I've been a vegetarian for almost 29 years and I'm bored. Every time I meet somebody and they find out about my vegetarianism they ask me why I am one. I want a funny reply.
Any ideas?
2007-07-26 12:21:34 · 14 answers · asked by The_Rascal 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
"Because somehow, the thought of dead flesh decomposing in my colon doesn't sound all that appealing.
2007-07-26 12:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Susie 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Straight out of Carol J. Adams' "Living Among Meat Eaters": Gee, it's not like I stopped eating chocolate!
Or: Why do you still eat meat?
2007-07-26 16:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by VeggieTart -- Let's Go Caps! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I made a promise to God that I wouldn't eat any meat if he saved me from the herd of cows chasing me down Main Street toward the flock of angry geese.
2007-07-26 15:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by jas2012 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well I went to a rodeo and was turned vegetarian. I was then reminded that rodeos are a tradition. Well i guess so is female circumcision, but we don't practise that anymore now do we?
2007-07-26 12:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by flygurl_037 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorite one is "I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals I'm a vegetarian because I HATE plants."
2007-07-26 14:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Capitão Darius Emboabas 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
-“Well, have you ever thought about why you eat meat?”
(This isn't exactly funny, but it makes for better conversations.. people are more receptive when we listen to what they have to say).
-"I don't want to eat anything that had a face or a bowel movement"
2007-07-26 17:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's part of my plea bargain on the cannibalism charge-oops, did I just say that?
2007-07-26 20:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by barbara 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...because I hate plants.
...because I'm breaking down the totalitarian hierarchy of the food chain.
...because I care about the environment, animal welfare, the misuse of finite resources, world hunger, and my health.
...because I'm a seitan lover (they probably won't get this)
2007-07-26 13:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by anonymous 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
say "if you ask me again, i will trow some meat in you face to eat"
meaning punch in the face
haha kinda lame but my vegi friend told me that
2007-07-26 13:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Meat causes impotence.
it will either make guys face whiten or they won't know what it means . LOL.
2007-07-26 13:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Amber 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How would you like a nice cup of shut the hell up?
2007-07-26 12:30:09 · answer #11 · answered by inTHEgaddadavida 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋