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1. people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. i know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?

2. people who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. when people say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! what good is cake if you cant eat it?
when people say "its always the last place you look". of course it is! why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? do people do this? who and where are they?

4. when people say while watching a film "did you see that?". no loser, i paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

5. people who ask "can i ask you a question?". didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

2007-07-25 23:50:38 · 19 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7. when something is 'new and improved'. which is it? if its new, then there has never been anything before it. if its an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it cant be new!

8. when people say "life's too short". what the hell? life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! what can you do thats longer?

9. when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "has the bus come yet?". if the bus had come, would i still be standing here, idiot?

10. people who say "i slept like a baby" when they have a good nights sleep. babies wake up crying every 30 minutes, how is that a good night?!

2007-07-25 23:51:56 · update #1

Number 6 was meant to be :

when people say "its always the last place you look". of course it is! why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? do people do this? who and where are they?

I put it with 3 by accident

2007-07-26 00:03:09 · update #2

19 answers

lol lmfao lmao

MAKE MORE!!!

2007-07-25 23:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by No Limit of MCR 1 · 4 0

1. I rub my stomach.

2. no question, no answer

3. (part 1) does that mean if you can't have your cake, then you could eat it? sounds like an invitation to take yours.
(part 2) I've had brain farts where I look for something and its in my hand. Maybe this is more common than I thought if people have to comment they stopped looking for something.

4. no question, no ansewr

5. i guess not

6. HEY, YOU SKIPPED NUMBER 6. I HATE FALSE ADVERTISEMENTS. (10 THINGS I HATE, THEN ONLY GIVE 9)

7.um, you answered that one yourself

8. just a way of blaming "life" for their mistakes. hey, it beats blaming other people.

9. you probably wouldn't be

10. i guess they usually wake up crying every 15 minutes if sleeping like a baby is an improvement

2007-07-26 00:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel R 5 · 1 0

a million) I hate how early college is, I certainly have lived and been raised with the help of one/3 shifters my total life. 2) I hate how a great style of my time at school is wasted. 3) I hate what proportion effective issues I omit out on because of fact i'm in college (artwork, exercising, volunteer, examine, discover out approximately issues i certainly like, going out with pals, assembly different those that are actually not in intense college, social gathering, etc.) 4) I hate college lunch. it is not healthful or enjoyable. And it is high priced. 5) I hate how even at school, being wealthy delivers extra of an probability. Why do wealthier people get into extra suitable colleges? because of fact they could arise with the money for a private instructor to help them prep for his or her ACT. that's in basic terms between the numerous examples 6) I hate the stupid regulations. you're able to desire to ask to flow to to rest room, use a bypass, can not turn in stuff overdue, you get suspended in case you omit too many days, a nail clipper is a weapon... What are we, 5 years previous? 7) I hate what proportion pupils are finished idiots. 8) I hate life adequate in the process formative years and faculty in basic terms makes it worse. that's why intense college is the time people initiate entering into to drugs. 9) I hate our parking plenty. Too many youthful licenses in this way of close area, that's a warm mess. 10) I hate drama. Seeing every person you confer with in one place makes each and every thing unfold ten situations swifter than it certainly does in actual life; drama is inevitable. eleven) no count number what they say, it relatively is challenging to graduate. you're able to desire to have adequate time to do initiatives, essays, homework, and a stable help device at dwelling house. regrettably, a great style of folk don't have that. 12) I hate how limited my recommendations is at school. i will not think of exterior the container or perhaps doodle at school for that count number. it is my senior year and that i think like I ought to have been carried out 4 years in the past.

2016-10-09 09:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

LMAO.. somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

quite Hilarious.. thanx for sharing

2007-07-26 00:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1 0

My, my tetchy today!
But well deserving a star.
6) People who say have you entered that data yet, waving the sheet in their hand!

2007-07-26 00:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Also - When you go to the Drs & bump into someone you know there they say - Hi, how are you and you reply Im fine thanks.
What the hell are you at the Drs for then!!!???

2007-07-26 01:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 1 0

lol
they're wicked thnx for making me smile and think about stuff xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx you missed out number 6 but oh well

2007-07-25 23:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL make more oh and you missed point 6

2007-07-25 23:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Love it. Some really great points.

2007-07-26 00:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by b3(ky 2 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-26 00:37:04 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

peace is needed 4 life....like that pretending is needed 4 life

2007-07-26 00:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by Nibir 3 · 1 0

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