10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
2007-07-25 21:15:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw.. lol! Thats cute and funny!! =)
2007-07-25 21:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL.. Simply Hilarious.. love this one
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thx so much 4 making my day
2007-07-25 21:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: How do you know Adam was not black?
A: You ever try to take a rib from a Black Guy?
LOL
2007-07-25 21:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 21:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats kinda funny
2007-07-25 21:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sexist. To me this is just has bad has when men are sexist to women.
2007-07-25 21:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by Magical name 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋