Maths
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
shami.....
2007-07-25 20:11:59 · 5 answers · asked by shami742003 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...mathemagic, of figures, young and old! good joke!
2007-07-25 20:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before from someone who said it a lot better too.
2007-07-26 03:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really love that joke even though i know whats coming!
2007-07-26 03:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!shes got him there, sounds like they will both be worn out 10/10
2007-07-26 03:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....
2007-07-26 03:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by William Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋