Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The b*st*rd used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
2007-07-25 20:11:54 · 12 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really cute, and words well spoken
2007-07-25 22:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 21:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by suero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, that woz ab fab havnt heard it b4 made me laugh out loud and cost me 3 txtz each time 2 send 2 peeps but worth it. lol
2007-07-25 21:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by rdm cherubs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a go, Jonny! You deserve a star Jim
2007-07-25 20:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWW! My God! I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! LMAO! Star for you my friend!!!
2007-07-25 20:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious, star 4 u
2007-07-25 20:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I aint heard that one before..... very very funny made me giggle! 10/10
2007-07-25 20:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Know I wish That was me.
2007-07-25 20:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny dude. star for you
2007-07-25 20:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,but still made me laugh.
2007-07-25 20:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋