GOD WHY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
my chance at true love and you have to put a freaking pimple on my cheek. Why on the holy lands of cottage cheese would you sit there and say "hey lets have fun with this geeky mortal, lets put a pimple on his face before his big date! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now gorpheus go fetch me my chalice of lemon lime sprite."
what have i done to deserve this pimple, all i ever wanted to do was to love like a cat loves her kittens
maybe i should convert to buddhism, buddha is so jolly and happy all the time
2007-07-25 19:37:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol you're awesome.
2007-07-25 19:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax dude. You have 2 days, right? Don't pop it, you're scar your face.
Okay, sounds kind of lame, but go to the local pharmacy (or not so local depending on your own security in your own masculinity and sexuality.), and get a mud mask. Queen Helene or something like that. It'll dry out the zit and bring it down. Give it a few hours, redo the mud mask. Don't go overboard. It should clear up in a day or so.
If I weren't completely happy with the anonimity of the internet, I don't know if I would publickly admit to knowing this and if we meet on the street I will deny all knowledge of it. :)
2007-07-25 19:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't GOD....it was u ! U r probably under a lot stress on thinking about this girl n eating junk food doesn't help either. Get some Clearasil Ultra n in 2 days that pimple will b history.
2007-07-25 19:44:49 · answer #3 · answered by Gambit-Xeneise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your nervous about the date and the fly honey.
And your stressing to get it right.
I think even God or Buddha would let you date such a fly girl.
That question was pretty funny. Heck, she'll pay more attention to your sense of humor than your pimple
2007-07-25 19:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by Miami305 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey Dave--millions of people got a pimple before a date--God's little joke---so act like it isn't there--don't touch it and let nature heal it. Show the girl a good time--stand tall-don't even think about it. She probably won't even notice it--and so what if she does. She never had one?
2007-07-25 19:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by fire_inur_eyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe God is doing you a favor? If the girl still likes you despite your pimple that's a good sign.
2007-07-25 19:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Kween Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe dude if you want to remove your nasty pimple in your face just use a facial wash with anti-acne solution or just eat more peanuts so that all of your acne will not be obvious,hehehe!just be yourself so that the girl you want will like you,just ignore your pimple and be the best as you can!goodluck.......
2007-07-25 19:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by pinkrose_france 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up and get a life! It's just a Pimple and you will have 1000 of them in your life so get over it and just have fun.
2007-07-25 19:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by handyman7799 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite upsetting news
but im sure god doesnt just sit around there and think about you
lol
world does not revolveeeeee around one person...literally
just use some creams and stuff
and theres always make up
even if ur a guy
2007-07-25 19:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god has a sense of humor and rigt now hes rolling on the ground at the fact you are freaking out over a pimple.its not like your dick suddenly shrunk,it didnt did it?
2007-07-25 19:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All gods have wicked senses of humor. Even Buddha.
2007-07-25 19:41:35 · answer #11 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋