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Because with some people, everything bad that happens to them is somebody else's fault. It's the cops planting drugs on them, or the cops picking on them.

I think it starts in grade school when little Johnny gets in trouble and momma comes to the school raising nine kinds of hell because "her son would never do something like that." So it's the teacher's fault, or it's the government's fault, or it's somebody's fault, but it's not little Johnny's fault.

Do you think little Johnny remembers that crap? You bet he does.

2007-07-25 21:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who says that drugs doesn't make a person stupid.

2007-07-26 03:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by bravofan71 5 · 0 0

It's NOT their drugs...

It's the CAR'S drugs!

Didn't you know that if you regularly give your vehicle an illegal drug, it improves gas mileage??

We should all drive around with drugs for our cars to help save money on gas!

2007-07-26 03:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by BranFlan 4 · 1 0

The best was on the one episode of cops they were arresting some guy, and they found drugs in his pocket. His excuse was that they were not his pants

2007-07-26 02:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by King Of Battle 6 · 2 0

Its because if you tell the cop its not your drugs, they say ok sorry my bad, then they send you on their way. Na, I dont know. But it is the most commonly used excuse, its either that one or "I don't know how that got there", "its my friends he lives down the street".

2007-07-26 03:41:10 · answer #5 · answered by vago 2 · 1 0

I had a friend who smokes pot. Twice he brought that vile stuff in my car. I had a hissyfit the second time and was about to throw it out the window.

2007-07-26 02:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Because they haven't been introduced to Mr. 9/10.

2007-07-26 03:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0 0

Probably the same reason people who you pull over that appear intoxicated always say, "I only had two beers". Funny.

2007-07-26 10:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The answer for $200, Alex is "Who is Lindsay Lohan?"

2007-07-26 07:56:42 · answer #9 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0 0

I think people try to convince themselves by being in denial. After they do what they do they say to themselves I couldn't have been that stupid. It wasn't me.

2007-07-26 10:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Landa M 3 · 0 0

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