Why did the legless chicken cross the road?
Best answer gets 10 points an a spider.
2007-07-25 16:57:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because I grabbed it by the neck, and punted it across ;););)
2007-07-25 17:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the road crossed at the poor chicken?
Was the reluctant road crossed because it was ordered by the court to make the road accessible to the poor chicken. Shame on the road.
2007-07-26 00:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by miamidot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had little else that was better to do with his legs than to make an X on the dumb road.
2007-07-26 00:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Edhelosa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was angry with the road and finally took a stand.
2007-07-26 00:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by Spunkynut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To peel his legs off the pavement after that truck ran him over.
2007-07-26 00:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Stargazer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To hop it's way to Noah's Ark.
Hope those spiders come in pairs.
2007-07-26 00:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by soniye88 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
2007-07-26 00:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so they could lay a legless egg.
2007-07-25 23:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by AliBaba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get some barbecue ribs at Popeye's.
2007-07-26 00:01:00 · answer #9 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To avoid getting hit.
2007-07-26 00:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by Skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to see how long it would be before he got hit. You never said he made it.
2007-07-26 00:05:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋