Justify your existence. What contribution have you made?

Question

ALL must face The Inquisitor. It's your judgement day bud.

Answer 1

Alright Smeg Head - I got a bone to pick with you. I saved your life by catching you from that fall, and you promptly tried to erase me from history.

Good job I reprogrammed your gauntlet :-)





P.S. Does nobody watch Red Dwarf anymore?

Answer 2

Ah, if I remember this one, essentially I'm facing myself as judge (though wiki insists that was deleted from some editions)
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Rimmer: [matter-of-factly] We're in big trouble.>>

I might just survive, though I've not done all I might.
I've always paid my way, supporting myself and contributing to society through taxes and charities.
I've saved a few people's lives through my work, and made many smile and laugh through my hobbies.
I have "shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country;"
But that doesn't put me in Joshua Norton's class.
He was a better man than I am.

Answer 3

In print since 1967 in Sky and Telescope, after that a variety of publications.

The music I produced has been on International Radio and received ASCAP current peformance status.

I educated college professors around the country.

I improved and expanded the knoweldge base of America.

FACT

Cinema History courses are now more complete because of ME and my BOSS.

I share my experience here for free and you must remember I've gotten things on TV and RADIO and into Newspapers and Magazines TIME AND TIME AGAIN.

I know what I'm doing and only about a million others can do what I do.

I am in a very small percentage group of professionals.

Like a 0.01%

I program computers (and have made money selling my software), I write, I produce music that GETS on COMMERCIAL radio, I make films that GET on TV.

I invest in talent and don't make them have sex with me or pay me back.

I get them further into the world. I put them on TV, into the PRESS, on RADIO. GRATAS

I'm not in it for money.

I just like succeeding.

I like being able to do things only about 1 million others in a world of 6 billion can do.

I relish being an ELITIST

And I'm a high school drop out to boot!

Although I did go to college for a while

And I tutored the class because they didn't understand the professor!

I didn't have to get a GED, I got drafted into the Army and THAT gave me enough credits to get a High School diploma!

I ran customer service from the Missippi River to Hawaii for the SECOND LARGEST film company in America.

I play guitar, keyboard and bass

I worked with and around people with #1 International Classic hits, people with music in Ghost Busters and 48 Hours

I don't have to prove myself to no one. You have to prove yourself to me!

I'm already in the Reader's Guide to Perodical Literature

At least 3-5 of my works is in EVERY major College and Central Public Library.

I will be remembered 300 years from now.

My ultimate goal goes beyond that!

Am I egotistical. Heck yes!

But I don't live for the $$$$

Just the fame.

Answer 4

I'm sorry, you must be confused. I will face no one. When I die, the coroner will gimme a toe tag; the mortician will dress me up and I will go into a hole in the ground until I decompose. I fail to see where in that process I will have to explain myself to some phantom fairy.

Answer 5

I was unaware that I had to justify my existence. As far as contributing I didnt notice the list of yours. The finger should point inward.

Answer 6

Hey Earl D, you've forgotten to mention that in your spare time you've also clocked up 17581 answers here on Yahoo in 13 months! We're all very proud of you.....

Answer 7

Whose courtroom will I be judged?
Allah,God,Jesusman,Buddha, Dalai Lama,George Bush,Stephen King?

Answer 8

This is a quote from the comedy show Red Dwarf, so all you R+S people can relax now.

Answer 9

I'm not a Christian anymore! Does that count? I have a lot of making up to do!

Answer 10

I am the creator of my own destiny, and my contribution is to myself.