(BAD TTC)
2007-07-25 16:34:18 · 27 answers · asked by . 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look at my avatar, what do you think? But only 'cuz I'm a Taurus... ; )
2007-07-25 16:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One moment, allow me to look up an image of a normal human...ah right. Here's a quick inventory of my extraordinary body parts (as I am an atheist).
1) Notably larger brain than those of the unblinking faithful.
2) Extra large "Understanding Of Elementary Science" gland.
3) Appendix, which supports the theory of evolution, no matter what the creationists think.
4) A tattoo of an atom, the recognized symbol of atheism. (Atom tattoos are the recognized symbols of kickass atheists.)
5) A plucking attachment on my left wrist, for plucking the feathers off the wings of the angels before we spit roast them. Here in Atheist Heaven, Tuesday is BBQ night. Next week, it's unicorn! The horn is the best bit.
2007-07-25 16:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by 53428950234 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting statement that can be taken many ways....including...
You have wings and horns and are an atheist....remember that Lucifer was a fallen angel, with wings and horns...
However the serious flaw in your statment is your genealization about atheists.....Some athesists might have horns, as do some Christians...
Better a good+atheist than a bad-Christian.....(they should know better....)
2007-07-25 16:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by Caesar J. B. Squitti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had a pair of red Victoria's Secret wings in my garage.
Who needs horns when I look like an angel? (P.S. I prefer Santa to Satan)
2007-07-25 21:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my!
Avoid the Atheist because they are horny!
Or is that Hornish?
You know with pointy little hard things..
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Blessed Be!
2007-07-25 16:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gnostic♥ 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian, and I get a horn all the time..... as a matter of fact...
2007-07-25 16:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by Klute 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the evil TTC I've heard about? :)
2007-07-25 16:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They also have hooves and carry pitchforks. Some of them have been known to torture animals and eat small children.
2007-07-25 16:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Marmeladov 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would this be a bad time for a joke about sanitary pads?
2007-07-25 16:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Even Arch Angel Michael has wings but when he takes people to the fictional place called HELL he turns into a DEMON.
2007-07-25 16:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋