A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
2007-07-25 15:19:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that ones is priceless! kudos!
2007-07-25 16:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by AnNeTtE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!! ROFL.
2007-07-25 22:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2007-07-25 22:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Candi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As big as they can fit me. But your joke is pretty funny, but it can be deduce both ways.
2007-07-25 22:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by Alejo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness!! hahahahahah LOVED IT! Enjoy your star!
2007-07-25 23:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good !! Have a star !! ILMAO
2007-07-25 23:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-07-25 22:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Juillet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoaaaaaaa...lol.........
2007-07-25 22:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was funny.
2007-07-25 22:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by I_go_hyphy_I_go_dumb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, not bad!
2007-07-26 04:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by Unhinged.... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋