Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
2007-07-25 14:01:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2007-07-25 14:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Fat Bastard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
San Francisco San Diego Los Angeles Napa Valley Sacramento Santa Barbra California City?
2016-04-01 02:36:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 14:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will laugh happier if you give me my first 10 points
2007-07-31 23:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGoodness!! And I thought the FIRST lady was forgetful!!
2007-07-25 14:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't that just 'Burn You Up' .... when You can't remember something? LOL. LOL. ...
.... now what was I doing ... Oh! Yeah! On to the Next One!
2007-07-31 14:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rewards that come with old age. Now where did I put my teeth.
2007-07-25 14:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.... I usually tell the "old people" jokes to my Mom and Dad - my dad's going to roll with this one... he has a real dry, but sharp, sense of humor... Thanks for another laugh! :-) BB
2007-07-26 04:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
^_^ very funny!
i think i'll have to start taking memory vitamins before it would happen to me. or maybe i'll put my name everywhere in the house. lol, what do u think?
2007-07-25 14:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good.
2007-07-25 14:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋