The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
2007-07-25 14:01:32 · 8 answers · asked by Fat Bastard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v'.
During the fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivum vil find it esi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
2007-07-25 14:02:24 · update #1
Das es Goot!
DE
2007-07-25 14:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before from a book... but still super funny!
A star for you!
2007-07-26 07:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Rey Mysterio 619 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why is so funny that German people who learn English say "th" like "z" and "s". and "w" like "v" Maybe if you would try to learn German, you wouldn't think it's so funny when you have trouble to learn pronunciation.
2007-07-27 08:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool... Now I can speak German without having any "difikoltiz"
2007-07-25 21:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, although it did remind me of "newspeak" (I think it was called) in Orwell's 1984.
2007-07-25 21:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute, I liked it. Star for you :-)
2007-07-25 21:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by vodenjak2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry, that is not really funny
2007-07-25 21:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get it but its not funny
2007-07-25 21:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋