The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"
(Sounds about right to me)
2007-07-25 13:52:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah that them. A lot being said but still not saying much!
2007-08-02 13:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. Quarter Finals 2. objectives For sixteen against 6 3. Robben, Van Persie, Sneijder and De Jong 4. Brazil/Spain 5. If up against Argentina or France (The cheats). i'd help everyone against France.
2016-12-14 18:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I need a lawyer I will want that person to represent me.
2007-08-02 05:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats a mouth full.
2007-07-25 13:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've hesitated to sign papers several times in my lifetime because of language just like that!!! haha. :-)
2007-07-26 06:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, just Give it Up, for Pete's Sake!! LOL. LOL.
2007-07-31 14:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How verbose could one get.
2007-08-02 13:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by ramchandra b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, when will you post the punch line?
2007-08-01 14:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Souldogs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol : ) thats funny
2007-07-25 14:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
2007-07-29 05:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋