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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

2007-07-25 13:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

...I thought so....

hmm... I guess I should've shifted my course to Law, then I could've screwed around as much as I want...

2007-07-25 14:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-25 13:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol. good 1. u deserve a star

2007-07-25 13:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!!!

2007-07-25 14:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

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