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~A Proper Fairy Tale~

Once upon a time
in a land far away,a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
"I don't freakin think so."

2007-07-25 13:39:49 · 14 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

very funny i love it!!!!

whoever created that is genius

2007-07-25 13:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol funny

2007-07-25 21:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahahaha!

I love that one! Awesome.

2007-07-26 04:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

that was not half bad......the frog sure knew how to sweet talk the ladies....... :) YOU GET A STAR

2007-07-25 20:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by bernman101 6 · 2 0

This is the sixth or seventh joke I've read here, but it's the first one that made me laugh. Thanks. :o)

2007-07-25 20:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 1 0

I think it is fantastic.

2007-07-26 04:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1 0

lol i got that email too!!! kewl

2007-07-25 20:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by takingbacksundaytbs2 3 · 1 0

that's cute, I like it.

2007-07-25 20:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by Scrigy 3 · 1 0

Lol, that was awesome :-))

2007-07-25 21:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by vodenjak2001 2 · 1 0

funny..........the frog had it coming

2007-07-25 21:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Rabbit 2 · 2 0

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