ABC's
Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's the P?
Student: Its running down my leg!
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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said.
"Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Guy: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Guy: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have a disease called Alzheimer's whch wil cause u 2 4get.
Guy: Thank God! I was afraid I had cancer!
2007-07-25 13:26:08 · 13 answers · asked by hellooooo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol so far the best joke I've heard today
2007-07-25 13:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by rock on 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one was the best, then the first, the second not so much.
2007-07-25 20:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL like mother like daughter
2007-07-25 21:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second to get the 2nd one (I'm tired)...I like the second....Not so big on the first
2007-07-25 20:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by evanescencesam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one made me snicker.
2007-07-25 20:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Magical name 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Luv em!
1st and last one are the best!
2007-07-25 20:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute jokes...LOL
2007-07-25 20:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-25 20:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by vollieballchick18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the 2nd one.....
but the rest were pretty funny!......
good job have a star!.......
2007-07-25 20:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by GiveMeYourWings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA STAR FOR U!
2007-07-25 20:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Cassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋