A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman sai, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde siad,"I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked,"Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said,"No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my face."
2007-07-25 13:05:55 · 32 answers · asked by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah! funny but kind of sad...
2007-07-25 13:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by n ikes? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, i just dont get it! here is my favorite blonde joke:
A blonde walks into a library and tells the librarian who is working at the desk " I'd like to order a burger, french fries and a milkshake." Then the librarian says "umm.... this is a library."
The blonde looks around for a few seconds and says "Oh............" Then the blonde wispers "I'd like to order a buger, french fries and a milkshake."
Lol, isnt that funny??? :)
2007-07-25 13:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by mi nombre 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. But I feel blond jokes are over used. I am a brunette and I think its over used.
2007-07-25 13:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 13:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little. I don't understand why it targets blondes, though.
2007-07-25 13:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes arent that funny anymore and i know some girl that they offend them.
2007-07-25 13:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long and lacking, but I get it.I have heard funnier, but I did smile. Good luck
2007-07-25 13:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by annasdad 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is pasteurized supposed to sound like "past ur eyes"??? its ok, its like a joke u have to understand though
2007-07-25 13:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute, definitely worth a chuckle.
2007-07-25 13:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by rushmore223 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I would consider my audience and use discretion when telling it. I personally, as an adult, got a good laugh out of it. Thanks.
2007-07-25 13:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-07-25 13:09:14 · answer #11 · answered by be_fruitfulandmultiply 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋