A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!”
“Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.”
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
“Dammit,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!”
2007-07-25 13:03:11 · 5 answers · asked by Peggy!! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, that one was funny. Your other jokes are not. Especially the blond jokes. They suck horrendously.
2007-07-25 15:13:05 · answer #1 · answered by Trouble_Is_My_Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 20:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a while to get it but now i do lol
2007-07-25 20:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by natalie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-25 20:23:33 · answer #4 · answered by Destrier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny ; ) **** star 4 u!!
2007-07-25 20:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by takingbacksundaytbs2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋