They're all lined up at the pearly gates waiting to be allowed into heaven. St Peter tells them, "You must all tell me if you have touched a mans penis."
The first nun steps forward and says "I have sinned. I once touched a mans penis with the tip of my finger."
St Peter responds, "Go wash your finger in that holy water there, and enter the kingdom of heaven." So she does.
The second nun presents herself. "I touched a mans penis with my whole hand."
St Peter is displeased, and says, "Wash your hand in that holy water there and enter the kingdom of heaven."
Before the third nun can speak, the fourth elbows her out of the way.
"If you think I'm gargling with that water after she's washed her fanny in it, you've got another thought coming!"
2007-07-25 12:56:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty, naughty but very very good. Have a star you deserve it.
2007-07-25 13:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad parenting makes good money. Nobody really gossips about how great a parent someone is, so it wouldn't sell. Having trashy self-centred moms makes people go "Oh my god, she did what!? I just have to buy this to show my sister!". So, I'd say that they try to find the worst teen moms. Personally I hate the show with a passion. I'm a teen mom, I certainly don't neglect my son. I never party, I'd rather spend time with my child. I'd agree with you, these moms don't deserve their children. But that isn't because of their age.
2016-05-18 04:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously they were Nun o'this, Nun O'that, Nun O'tother and of course Nun O'that-down-below !
2007-07-25 13:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you spell ed pennies wrong, even nones are allowed to touch a mans wallet. I've led a sheltered life.
2007-07-25 13:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I'm laughing at that, is so frigging funny. I give you a 10.
2007-07-25 13:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There you go again!
Great stuff - another star for you & another laugh for me
2007-07-25 13:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lmao nice
2007-07-25 13:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very funny star for you
2007-07-25 13:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by rock on 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Love it great joke
2007-07-25 18:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard this one for a long time,but it still gets me laughing good and loud .thanks
2007-07-25 13:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋