A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee
a 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"
2007-07-25 12:08:31 · 9 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 12:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friends don't let friends post on YA drunk. And make sure they pass out on their side so they don't choke on emesis. My dark side is laughing though, sorry feminazi sisterhood, funny is funny. Mean, but funny.
2007-07-25 19:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha thats funny lol I give you a perfect score 10!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-25 19:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by jellybean3136 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny a star for you
2007-07-29 12:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooooh!!! very harsh but hahahahahaha....
2007-07-25 19:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by ladyhawke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really stupid!
2007-07-25 19:11:53 · answer #6 · answered by A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hm ?
Zzzzzzz....
2007-07-25 19:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!! lol
2007-07-25 19:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by lalala <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it up!!CLOWN
2007-07-25 19:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋