Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-07-25 12:05:09 · 5 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA omg that was really funny and i feel really bad for the actual husband man they are probably broke!!!
2007-07-25 12:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by BellaCullen~<3~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 19:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-25 19:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by hi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o thats great
2007-07-25 19:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by ginagirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coooooooooooool!!!!!
2007-07-25 19:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋