A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc., a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Scottish."
The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Irish."
This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Glasgow."
Again the second replied in a weedy frail voice, "Dublin."
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first man managed to again point to himself and say, "Jimmy."
Replied the other, "Paddy."
A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer." Paddy responded, "Sagittarius."
2007-07-25 11:48:38 · 9 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny. Cancer never is.
2007-07-25 11:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by jet-set 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 11:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, cancer is not funny, but that joke is. Made me laugh anyway.
2007-07-25 11:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Maggs 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
even if cancer was funny that joke woudnt be for all you know he could have really been a cancer
2007-07-25 12:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that before. Nice one!
2007-07-25 12:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny!
2007-07-25 11:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by lalala <3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i starred this one last week
2007-07-25 13:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cancer's not funny, not unlike that joke.
2007-07-25 11:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by tsuki-chan 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2007-07-25 11:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Steven T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋