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Bob goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"Ok," says the clerk, "What do you call it?"
"A fottle," replies Bob.
"A fottle?" That's stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton," replied Bob.
"That rude. You can't possible call it that!"
"In that case," says Bob, the inventor, "you're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

2007-07-25 10:15:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

LMSIAO Well! What's wrong with the name "Fail"

2007-07-25 12:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

Thanks....Good joke!
A fisherman is sitting on the river bank with rod in water, when all of a sudden he stands and lowers his rod and bows his head as a Hearse goes over the bridge.
The Hearse passes by, he sits back down and continues fishing.
The fisherman across the river shouts ''That was a bloody nice gesture mate, well done''!
The chap looks up and say's, '' We were married for 42 years pal, it's the least I could do for her''!
Hope this made you smile??
Cheers!

2007-07-25 10:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by MonkeyBoy 2 · 1 0

Very clever that man Bob!What will he design next? A folding book perhaps?

2007-07-25 23:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

Great! Star given!

2007-07-25 10:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Vangorn2000 6 · 0 0

Star!

2007-07-25 11:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How dare you, I was laughing so much I could hardly breathe. Very, very good I wish I could give you more than one star.

2007-07-25 12:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

Great Very funny

2016-05-18 03:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

you made me laugh :) i dont laugh easily
this is the other joke that made me laugh

There was a sign at the swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool
Notice there's no P in it
Please keep it like that

2007-07-25 10:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by jjj9394 2 · 0 0

Luvin the jokes peeps. Keep them acoming!!

2007-07-25 11:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol nice 1

2007-07-25 10:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by cfcbluesgirl 3 · 0 0

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