Bob goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"Ok," says the clerk, "What do you call it?"
"A fottle," replies Bob.
"A fottle?" That's stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton," replied Bob.
"That rude. You can't possible call it that!"
"In that case," says Bob, the inventor, "you're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
2007-07-25
10:15:17
·
30 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles