Then there were these two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.
Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other, and, during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work. "I'm an undertaker," responded the friend.
"That doesn't sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement."
"There is plenty of excitement in this racket," explained the friend. "Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room. When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge erection."
He continued, "I didn't want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat. You want to talk about excitement - I was in the wrong room!"
2007-07-25 09:00:27 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor old nobby, 'e got it in the head
its startime
2007-07-25 09:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! A whack on a wrong erection that's excitement! LMFAO!!! A star for you!
2007-07-25 09:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-25 14:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good lol
2007-07-25 09:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by Storyteller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!
That would bring tears to his eyes.
"non erat his locus"
or
Tthat was inappropriate
2007-07-25 09:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg very funny laughed alot, thank you. x x x
2007-07-25 09:31:56 · answer #6 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
You erected that joke well!!!
2007-07-25 09:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha xD
2007-07-25 09:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that was awesome! ha ha ha lol
2007-07-25 09:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice one
2007-07-25 09:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by KWITCHABITCHN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋