2007-07-25 07:25:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Make him swallow.
2007-07-25 07:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
Read the end of the book... it details how God will stick it to Satan!
2007-07-25 14:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by JG-OR 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He could balance a bucket of water over the Gates of Hell. That's a great practical joke! Everyone would get a good laugh, but Satan would probably be pissed off at first.
2007-07-25 14:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Diminati 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why would god create satan in the first place?
2007-07-25 14:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by nckmcgwn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God has commissioned Jesus (according to 1 John 3:8)
"The Son of God was made manifest, namely, to break up the works of the Devil."
However, timing is everything.
2007-07-25 14:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could send Satan to the pits of Hell for eternity.
Oh wait... that already happened...
2007-07-25 14:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prove himself to be a myth! That would do Satan in alright! ; )
2007-07-25 14:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He/She wont ever do that because without Satan, He/She no longer has any relevance.
2007-07-25 14:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can't. Without Satan, God could not exist and vice versa
2007-07-25 14:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
as it is written "I shall bring forth a fire from the midst of thee and turn thee to ashes in the sight of them that dwell on the earth".
can't wait gonna be a big shin dig at the lake!!! some of you better bring your waders! the lake is warm that time of year too!
2007-07-25 14:32:37 · answer #10 · answered by pissdownsatansback 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... actually, for any of you who have seen South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, you know that Saddam Hussein was actually the one who "stuck it" to Satan.
2007-07-25 14:30:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋