Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the supermarket
the haloween pumpkin onthe porch has more teeth than your wife
the value of your truck depends on how much gas is in it
you bring your dog to work with you
you have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that isn't
you mow the lawn and find a car
your front porch collapses, and more than six dogs are killed
your moms lost at least one tooth opening a bottle of beer
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive
you dated your daddies current wife at high school
you think a volve is part of a womens anatomy
your wifes best shoes have steel toe caps
you've ever used lard in bed
your grandma has ammo on her christmas list
you owe the tatooist more than your annual salary
2007-07-25 07:02:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHhaah! funny...
2007-07-25 08:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
2007-07-25 07:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke I've read all day, and I've read at least 50 today in this category, As a person who used to drive a 1986 ford Ranger with a hole in the floor under the gas pedal, I really like the 3rd one about the value of the truck being based on how much gas is in it.
By the way, wanna buy a truck? I'm only asking $750
2007-07-25 08:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If youve ever been accused of lieing through your tooth
if fewer than half the cars in your front yard run
2007-07-25 08:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Gobyknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becareful ,I said some stuff about a redneck and I got violation, but I'm glad that someone can say stuff like that, it's funny , I can say stuff about rednecks because my kids are half rednecks, it's so funny way to go
2007-07-25 07:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ab fab i wonder where you got those from wink wink
you wont get tngoed being in two places you have to be loyal to a suject?
now which one will it be lols or polls
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2007-07-25 07:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a hot looking girl asks what your favorite color is, and you shout out: Blue Collar Comedy Group!!
2007-07-25 07:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you find yourself making a city boy squeal like a pig!
2007-07-25 07:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your family tree has no branches!
2007-07-25 07:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by paul g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey y'all that looks purdy funny
2007-07-25 07:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋