2007-07-25 05:01:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, because in the Bible under First Epileptics, chapter 2, verse 10, subsection 13.3c, paragraph 2 it states, "And Lo the Lord spake, "Who so ever believeth in me and has their angel glow sticks in hand may gain entrance to heaven and live in my glory forever and ever and ever, Ahem"... thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress, I'll be here all week :)
2007-07-25 05:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I got the joke. But yes only if you have an angel glow stick can you get into heaven.
2007-07-25 12:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by independant_009 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure can if you were heading there anyway and as long as the glowsticks were not stolen.. Bring a flashlite to find your way to heaven since your glow sticks are lost.
2007-07-25 12:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being able to rave effectively is essential to entry into heaven. There are blacklights and techno music at the pearly gates, and if you don't twirl your sticks fast enough its off to hell. Sorry man, sounds like you are out of luck.
2007-07-25 12:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by Dan Theman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm... nope.... sorry.... You must have your angel glow sticks.
but we have set up a storefront just outside the gates... You may purchase them there... The price is very reasonable, only 1/10 of 1% of your immortal soul.... See you there...
2007-07-25 12:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your in luck - I have some left over the rave I was at last night. They're yours if you want them. I was really worried about your eternal salvation for a minute there!
2007-07-25 12:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bgirl9488 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just announce that you're about to heave and you can have my place in line, no questions asked.
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2007-07-25 12:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-25 12:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by nola_cajun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo...ah...toughie...
2007-07-25 12:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋